I’m pretty sure that's what the sign on the highway said as I drove across
the state line from Arizona. It was six o'clockish p.m. and the sun glare was
so intense that sign could have said just about anything and I wouldn't have
known the difference. The first thing that happens when you cross into
California, well other than the overwhelming relief and joy of making it across
the entire country all alone without so much as a single flat tire, or a single
random terrible who knows what that could have so easily been your fate (severe
thunderstorms notwithstanding), is the agricultural inspection check point.
Californians pass straight through with a wave. Out-of-towners like me have to
stop for a little chat. "You actually coming all the way from Maryland?”
was my greeting from the adorable state government employee who was an absolute
ringer for -- wait for it -- Lloyd Dobler!!! "I am, yes," I said with
a big smile. "How was your trip," Lloyd asked me. "Really good,
thanks. So happy to finally be here". "Well, we're happy to have
you," Lloyd said, with a big smile on his face. Then he asked me
all the standard are you transporting any plants, pets, chemicals, blah, blah,
blah questions. To be honest, I didn't hear a word he said. Just like the sun
glare and welcome sign, Lloyd Dobler just told me he was happy to have me in
California!
I really hope I didn't transport any stowaway stinkbugs.
You'd think the next thing that happens would pale in comparison, right? Nope:
I got to enjoy this most beautiful sunset for an entire hour. That's what happens when you're driving in the direction of the setting sun. Thank you Universe. Thank you for the most wonderful welcome.
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